He stared at me for what felt like an eternity. I was sure he thought I was kidding.

A close-up shot of a man’s face | Source: Midjourney
“Lady, are you for real?” he asked.
“Completely,” I assured him. “I’m Miley, by the way.”
“Stan,” he replied, still looking bewildered. “And you’re seriously offering to marry a homeless guy you just met?”
I nodded.
“I know it sounds insane, but I promise I’m not a serial killer or anything. Just a desperate woman with meddling parents.”
“Well, Miley, I gotta say, this is the strangest thing that’s ever happened to me.”

A homeless man sitting outdoors | Source: Pexels
“So, is that a yes?” I asked.
He looked at me for a long moment, and I saw that spark in his eyes again. “You know what? Why the hell not. You’ve got yourself a deal, future wife.”